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March 24, 2004
Had this one sent to me, don't moan at me - I'm just passing it
on!
Nigel
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there
were three finalists ... two men and a woman. For the final test,
the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and
handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your
instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room,
you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!" The man said,
"You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent
said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife
and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions He took the
gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't
kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into
the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard
screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes,
all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.. "This gun is
loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with
the chair."
Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
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Posted on March 24, 2004 01:09 PM
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